Every Sperm is Sacred! Mrs. Duggar’s up the stump (again).

With her eighteenth! Holy (repeated) fuck!

41 year old Michelle Duggar, baby factory delux, has another bun in the oven. One wonders if Michelle with her, shall we say, rabbit-habit, even go into labour anymore, or do the sprogs just drop out when she does the dishes?

LITTLE ROCK, Ark. - It’s a happy Mother’s Day for an Arkansas woman — she’s pregnant with her 18th child. Michelle Duggar, 41, is due on New Year’s Day, and the latest addition will join seven sisters and 10 brothers. There are two sets of twins. …

The Duggars’ oldest child, Josh, is 20, and the youngest, Jennifer, is nine months old.

The fast-growing family lives in Tontitown in northwest Arkansas in a 7,000-square-foot home. All the children — whose names start with the letter J — are home-schooled.

Duggar has been been pregnant for more than 11 years of her life, and the family is in the process of filming another series for Discovery Health.

The new show looks at life inside the Duggar home, where chores — or “jurisdictions” — are assigned to each child. One episode of the new show involves a “jurisdiction swap,” where the boys do chores traditionally assigned to the girls, and vice versa, Duggar said.

Well, I suppose if they can afford it, who can complain, but then again, this is the internet, and so why not? OK, so its a TV and internet spectacle. That won’t harm the kids. Being gawked at by millions while you are growing up and having a million of fundamentalist Christians live their vicarious “family values” through you really is the way to live out your nervous teenage rebellious years.

If they want to make spectacles of their kids, why not have a laugh? Perhaps they are not fundamentalist protestants after all. They sound like Roman Catholics (at least according to Monty Python).

Good thing SHUFFL proposed a well fitting religious bra for her some time ago!

What is funny, however, is that their old, very Christian, website that I linked to in the bra post (http://www.duggarfamily.com/) that had this to say:

“God has opened many doors for them to share that children are a blessing from the Lord! They have been featured on four Discovery Health / TLC documentaries entitled,“14 Children and Pregnant Again!”, “16 Children and Moving In!”, “Raising 16 Children!” & “On The Road With 16 Children!”. … The Duggar’s desire is to make Christ known and for others to see that the Bible is the owner’s manual for life.”

now simply redirects to the Discovery Heath site linked to above. This site really hasn’t got much to say about God at all! Hmmm. I guess they figured that Christ has already been made known to everyone and that most folk already has picked up a copy of life’s manual, and so now they can just be a spectacle for a commercial media empire with a clean conscious! Isn’t God great? Or… is God getting quite irate?

Back to Blogging: “Wizard” fired from teaching gig in Florida.

Well, term is done, the conference I organize is finished for the year, and I’M ON STUDY LEAVE UNTIL SEPT 2009!

So, in between gardening, fishing and stuff like that (and working on the book I’m supposed to write on myth in the biblical prophetic literature), I can do a bit of blogging.

And since SHUFFL likes to take religious fuckwits to task, there is no time like now to get back to our roots:

From the Holy Harry Potter file…

From Pharyngula, a link to a Tampa news source story over the firing of a teacher FOR DOING MAGIC TRICKS!

That’s right, substitute teacher Jim Piculas got fired from Rusche Middle School in Land ‘OLakes for a 30 second magic trick (he made a toothpick appear and reappear) after someone complained that he was practicing “wizardry”, although school officials also say he wasn’t following lesson plans.

Well, alright. If there were reasonable grounds for terminating his temporary employment, fine. But if that was the case, then why the hell bring up “wizardry” accusations? It makes a mockery of any serious objections the school may have had with Mr. Piculas. How can you even begin to defend yourself against complaints that really do strike at the questions of whether you are doing a good job when you have to also address an accusation so bizarre and so stupid it probably does not matter if you can successfully refute the objections to your performance?

Sadly, the article does not give a lot of information about who made the accusation or other details. Still, who the hell in the school system would take such accusations seriously? If the complaint originated from a student, the stupid twerp should be made to apologize to the instructor. Even if a parent complained, so what? When are schools supposed to be projections of parents’ own paranoias and/or religious bullshit? Schools should have the right to tell parents to grow up. If the objection came from the school itself, then Florida really does have problems!

Research in Religious Studies Conference

The University of Lethbridge’s annual Research in Religious Studies conference schedule is (FINALLY!) done. We have 44 papers from students in 9 insitutions in Canada and the US!

The conference goes next weekend (May 3-4) here in Lethbridge.

I posted the schedule in on our Dept. Website and my “other” almost forgotten about Blog, and the Dept. Blog, the (Up)Loaded Canon, so there’s no point repeating it here. Anyway, organizing this thing is one of the reasons I haven’t been blogging so much lately. Oh yeah, that and the pile of essays I have to grade…

I should say “Thanks” to Matthew Salmon, my much harried faithful student assistant (who has his own blog here, and its even about serious stuff), and Bev Garnett, our dept. admin. assistant, and all the presenters, etc etc. And Anne Moore of the University of Calgary, who has always supported the conference by twisting arms, threatening and otherwise encouraging her students to come down to Lethbridge for it!

I’m back!

Actually, I came back from Edmonton almost a week ago to an office full of work and deadlines.

I did have a good time at the “Exile” workshop up at the U of Alberta. Hung out with some old friends, read a paper on myth theory and the Hebrew Bible prophets, drank some beer and ate a ton of curry at the New Asian Village.

I also got to finally enjoy a liquid rationalization with Ian of Terahertz fame, Sonia, Bill, Nathan and a representative sample of the rest of the University of Alberta Atheists and Agnostics Club. Ian and co., of course, are the twisted minds behind the FSM “expelled” trailer spoof, and are jolly good company over a few jugs of beer.

Here is the trailer:

Anyway, the A&A@UofA were busy writing a letter of complaint to the university higher ups about the way the text for the graduation ceremony includes some kind of reference to the purpose of a university education is to glorify god. Let’s hope they get that changed!

Anyway, thanks to Ian and crew for the hospitality and the club buttons.

Irony is a bitch! Tax Credits for Biblical Movies? NO WAY!

There is a great uproar about the proposed changes to Canada’s tax laws that grant credits to the makers of films in this country. Charles McVety, an evangelical political lobbyist, who also runs a Christian college with tax-exempt status is boasting that it is his influence that led to the proposed changes that many fear will lead to a form of censorship, since the Heritage Minister would be able to reject applications for tax credits if a film’s content does not meet moral standards or in otherwise not in the public interest (see by rather long post on McVety here).

One of the interesting things about the proposed changes to Bill C-10 is that Canadian film makers would have to be VERY PICKY about which biblical stories they wish to depict and how true to the text they would have to make their films.

Here is a bit from the Globe and Mail’s story:

Canadian Heritage officials confirmed yesterday they will be “expanding slightly” the criteria used for denying tax credits to include grounds such as gratuitous violence, significant sexual content that lacks an educational purpose, or denigration of an identifiable group. More details are promised next week.

Would the content of Mel Gibson’s Passion of the Christ have received a passing grade if made in Canada under the proposed new rules?

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It’s level of violence goes WAY beyond the level of violence of any of the New Testament gospels. An what of the Bible itself? Loads of gratuitous violence. Check out my slowing coming to completion list of 21 Really Badass Bible Passages. Here is one that will feature in a later installments:

Numbers 31:11-33

And they took all the spoil and all the prey, both of man and of beast. And they brought the captives and the prey and the spoil to Moses, and to Eleazar the priest and to the congregation of the sons of Israel, to the camp at the plains of Moab, which are by the Jordan opposite Jericho. And Moses and Eleazar the priest and all the leaders of the congregation went out to meet them outside the camp. And Moses was angry with the officers of the army, the captains of thousands and the captains of hundreds, who had come from service in the war. And Moses said to them, “Have you spared all the women? “Behold, these caused the sons of Israel, through the counsel of Balaam, to trespass against the LORD in the matter of Peor, so the plague was among the congregation of the LORD. “Now therefore, kill every male among the little ones, and kill every woman who has known man intimately. “But all the girls who have not known man intimately, spare for yourselves. “… Now the booty that remained from the spoil which the men of war had plundered was 675,000 sheep, and 72,000 cattle, 34 and 61,000 donkeys, 35 and of human beings, of the women who had not known man intimately, all the persons were 32,000.2.

If a modern author told a story like that in which the heroes did these kinds of things, the religious right would be up in arms! Where the hell is the “educational” content here? What about Hosea 13:16?

Samaria will be held guilty, For she has rebelled against her God. They will fall by the sword, Their little ones will be dashed in pieces, And their pregnant women will be ripped open.

Does it really have to get into the murder of expectant mothers? Remember, this too, is meant to be a “good” thing, since it is God’s judgment. Examples of this kind of thing can be multiplied ad nauseum.

Judges 21:10-23 And the congregation sent 12,000 of the valiant warriors there, and commanded them, saying, “Go and strike the inhabitants of Jabesh-gilead with the edge of the sword, with the women and the little ones. “This is the thing that you shall do: you shall utterly destroy every man and every woman who has lain with a man.” And they found among the inhabitants of Jabesh-gilead 400 young virgins who had not known a man by lying with him; and they brought them to the camp at Shiloh, which is in the land of Canaan. Then the whole congregation sent word and spoke to the sons of Benjamin who were at the rock of Rimmon, and proclaimed peace to them. Benjamin returned at that time, and they gave them the women whom they had kept alive from the women of Jabesh-gilead; yet they were not enough for them. And the people were sorry for Benjamin because the LORD had made a breach in the tribes of Israel. Then the elders of the congregation said, “What shall we do for wives for those who are left, since the women are destroyed out of Benjamin?” They said, “There must be an inheritance for the survivors of Benjamin, so that a tribe will not be blotted out from Israel. “But we cannot give them wives of our daughters.” For the sons of Israel had sworn, saying, “Cursed is he who gives a wife to Benjamin.” So they said, “Behold, there is a feast of the LORD from year to year in Shiloh, which is on the north side of Bethel, on the east side of the highway that goes up from Bethel to Shechem, and on the south side of Lebonah.” And they commanded the sons of Benjamin, saying, “Go and lie in wait in the vineyards, and watch; and behold, if the daughters of Shiloh come out to take part in the dances, then you shall come out of the vineyards and each of you shall catch his wife from the daughters of Shiloh, and go to the land of Benjamin. “It shall come about, when their fathers or their brothers come to complain to us, that we shall say to them, ‘Give them to us voluntarily, because we did not take for each man of Benjamin a wife in battle, nor did you give them to them, else you would now be guilty.’” The sons of Benjamin did so, and took wives according to their number from those who danced, whom they carried away.

And what about more explicit sex? What is “educational” about this?

Lot went up out of Zoar, and lived in the mountain, and his two daughters with him; for he was afraid to live in Zoar. He lived in a cave with his two daughters. The firstborn said to the younger, “Our father is old, and there is not a man in the earth to come in to us after the manner of all the earth. Come, let’s make our father drink wine, and we will lie with him, that we may preserve our father’s seed.” They made their father drink wine that night: and the firstborn went in, and lay with her father. He didn’t know when she lay down, nor when she arose. It came to pass on the next day, that the firstborn said to the younger, “Behold, I lay last night with my father. Let us make him drink wine again, tonight. You go in, and lie with him, that we may preserve our father’s seed.” They made their father drink wine that night also. The younger arose, and lay with him. He didn’t know when she lay down, nor when she arose. Thus both of Lot’s daughters were with child by their father. The firstborn bore a son, and named him Moab. The same is the father of the Moabites to this day. The younger also bore a son, and called his name Ben Ammi. The same is the father of the children of Ammon to this day (Gen. 19: 30-37).

So, two girls get pregnant by their father. Besides the sin of incest, the story is linking the eponymous ancestors of two neighboring nations to the offspring of these illicit sexual liaisons. Is this not denigrating identifiable groups, essentially calling their fore mother a “Father-fucker”? Of course, they are no longer identifiable groups today, but the point can still be made. This story is essentially hate literature. And what of the kidnapping and forced marriage of the women of Benjamine in Judges

Ah, it gets smuttier: (Ezekiel 23:13-21)

“So she increased her harlotries. And she saw men portrayed on the wall, images of the Chaldeans portrayed with vermilion, girded with belts on their loins, with flowing turbans on their heads, all of them looking like officers, like the Babylonians in Chaldea, the land of their birth. “When she saw them she lusted after them and sent messengers to them in Chaldea. “The Babylonians came to her to the bed of love and defiled her with their harlotry. And when she had been defiled by them, she became disgusted with them. “She uncovered her harlotries and uncovered her nakedness; then I became disgusted with her, as I had become disgusted with her sister. “Yet she multiplied her harlotries, remembering the days of her youth, when she played the harlot in the land of Egypt. “She lusted after their paramours, whose flesh is like the flesh of donkeys and whose issue is like the issue of horses. “Thus you longed for the lewdness of your youth, when the Egyptians handled your bosom because of the breasts of your youth.

Is that all prurient voyeurism really necessary to describe the religious apostasy of a city (Jerusalem)?

Dr. Jim is hardly an advocate of censorship, so I won’t advocate banning the Bible by any means. But this book is distributed to kids, and churches get a tax break to preach from it. What good comes from any of this? I think it is time for folks to get a strong voice against censorship, no to mention tax concessions to religious groups that have only their own ideological and political agendas in mind.

Afghan student sentenced to death for blasphemous use of printer

Associated press story

An Afghan court sentenced a 23-year-old journalism student to death for distributing a paper he printed off the Internet that three judges ruled humiliated Islam, an official said.

The sentence was passed on Sayad Parwez Kaambakhsh on Tuesday, said Fazel Wahab, the chief judge in the northern province of Balkh, where the trial took place.

Kaambakhsh’s family and the head of a journalists group denounced the verdict and said Kaambakhsh had not been represented by a lawyer at the trial. Members of a clerics council had been pushing for him to be punished.

The case now goes to the first of two appeals courts, Wahab said. Kaambakhsh will remain in custody during those appeals. ..

The judge said only President Hamid Karzai could forgive Kaambakhsh because he had confessed to violating the tenets of Islam.

Rhimullah Samandar, the head of the National Journalists Union of Afghanistan, called for Karzai to intervene.

“We completely condemn this trial,” he said. “It goes against the freedom of speech and the freedom of the press.”

No kidding! I don’t know much about Afghanistan, but it seems likely to me that Karzai will seriously consider “forgiving” the poor guy. He has a lot of international troops in his country and he would not want them to think he was supporting Taliban-like justice.

All of this brings to a head the need to actively support freedom of expression and freedom of speech–hell, the guy says he didn’t even write the article, he just printed it and went to discuss it with a professor. While nothing like this will happen in Canada, religious groups do sometimes ask for what seems like special exemption from critique or ridicule. I’m becoming increasingly bitter by all of this, and I really wonder if “freedom of religion” is being misinterpreted by many as ‘freedom from critique of one’s religion’. Certainly, calls to close churches, mosques, temples or gurdwaras of all sorts really do cross the line. On the other hand, if people who think that a religious leader or a religious idea is not in touch with reality, should have the right to express this in the same ways that they express their opinions of politicians, celebrities, atheletes who screw up, people who believe in the Loch Ness Monster or wear tin-foil hats to protect them from aliens.

If Karzai should let this young man die for this “crime”, not only should the Afghan government bear the brunt of an onslaught of international disgust, but our own governments who are sending our country-folk to die fighting the Taliban should also be held accountable for not doing enough to save him.

Here is the Prime Minister of Canada’s official contact info:

The Prime Minister appreciates receiving comments from visitors to his site. Simply choose one of the options below. Your views will be carefully considered, and when appropriate your comments may also be forwarded to a minister.

You can send your comments by e-mail to pm@pm.gc.ca or write or fax the Prime Minister’s office at:

Office of the Prime Minister
80 Wellington Street
Ottawa
K1A 0A2
Fax: 613-941-6900

Here is what I emailed him just now. I tried to be polite but assertive… I wonder if I will get a response from one of his flunkies.

Dear Mr. Harper,

I am writing to express my shock at the Associate Press News story today about the 23 year old Afghan journalism student, Sayad Parwez Kaambakhsh, who is now facing the death penalty in his country for blasphemy. He apparently printed an internet article and was discussing its content with his professor. Other student complained has Mr. Kaambakhsh has since been imprisoned and has now been found guilty of insulting Islam.

As Afghanistan is the recipient of much Canadian support, and several dozen Canadians have died there supporting the goals of democracy and stability, I feel I must impress upon you the need to apply pressure on the Afghan government to “pardon” this condemned man. I need not remind you that the vast majority of Canadians would find such draconian blasphemy laws entirely offensive if proposed for our own country. In my opinion, it is highly inappropriate for the Canadian government to continue support for any nation that would enforce such laws and judgments without publically denouncing such laws in the strongest terms possible with the implicit threat that further support is conditional upon substantial progress being made in the political and judicial defense of the basic human right to free speech.

Yours truly,

{Dr. Jim}

EDITED TO ADD (Friday, Jan. 25) I GOT A REPLY FROM THE P.M.’S OFFICE: Here it is:

Dear Mr. Linville:

On behalf of the Right Honourable Stephen Harper, I would like to thank you for your e-mail, in which you raised an issue which falls within the portfolio of the Honourable Maxime Bernier, Minister of Foreign Affairs. The Prime Minister always appreciates receiving mail on subjects of importance to Canadians.

Please be assured that the statements you made have been carefully reviewed. I have taken the liberty of forwarding your e-mail to Minister Bernier so that he too may be made aware of your comments. I am certain that the Minister will give your views every consideration. For more information on the Government’s initiatives, you may wish to visit the Prime Minister’s Web site, at www.pm.gc.ca.

L.A. Lavell
Executive Correspondence Officer
for the Prime Minister’s Office
Agent de correspondance
de la haute direction
pour le Cabinet du Premier ministre

We will see if I get a reply from the minister’s office! Until then, I will watch the news.

163!!! Rapture index ruptures last week’s rating!

Yup. Rapture Ready has posted their weekly Rapture Index

“Occult” is up 1 due to the murders involving the “occult” in the US, while increasing interest rates have already pushed that index up.

The index is pretty silly, but today’s rating shows something I think is pretty disturbing behind the exercise. No information is given regarding what two incidents of “murder” and the “occult” are in view. I can find three stories of “weird” murders in the news and one case of self-inflicted weirdness.

Perhaps one of the occult/murder stories Rapture Ready means is the tragedy in Sioux City Iowa, where a man is charged with murdering his two young step-daughters (aged 8 and 10) after an occult rite went wrong. Apparently, the guy claimed to have been practicing some kind of healing spell involving strangling and stabbing the girls. The twisted monster was obviously practicing something that is not at all at home with Christianity, and perhaps RR has picked up on this. I’m not sure what the other story might have been but here are a few other possibilities:

Perhaps the second story is from Washington, where a mother was charged in the death of four girls (aged 5 to 17). She apparently told police that they were possessed by demons. If this second atrocity is what Rapture Ready was considering, then it is worth noting that the woman was acting against percieved demons, not at their bidding. So too was the case of the guy in Tyler Texas who claimed that God told him to cook and eat his girlfriend. Then there was the guy who thought he had the “mark of the beast” on him so he cut off his hand and put in the microwave.

Now, these last three cases do not involve someone deliberately practicing a non-Christian faith. Rather, it is the Christian world view and Christian symbolism that is somehow twisted up in the perpetrators’ minds. Obviously, I am not blaming Christianity for these tragedies, but I wonder if RR gives the same number of rapture points to murders committed by “occultists” and those committed by paranoid people acting in response to symbolism from the Christian world.

And don’t get me started on whether the prophecy-mongers have any obligation to help troubled people get over their mental illnesses, before they turn violent. I wonder if the steady diet of “end of the world” hysteria that sites like RR and countless T.V. shows is not leading some people to increased levels of stress and fear, and others to explain away mental illnesses as “demon-possession” and the like that require exorcism and not medical care.

Mark of the Beast: GetitoffmeGetitoffmeGetitoffme

A man in Hayden Idaho who thought he had the mythical “Mark of the Beast” on his hand took matters into his own, remaining hand. He cut off the offending extremity and put it in his microwave. At least so says the Seattle Times.

The article doesn’t say just what the mark was or if the microwave was turned on.

The man, in his mid-20s, was calm when deputies arrived at his home in this north Idaho town Saturday afternoon, and neither he nor the severed hand bore any noticeable tattoo or other mark, sheriff’s Capt. Ben Wolfinger.

The man, whose name was withheld, was in protective custody in the mental health unit of Kootenai Medical Center in Coeur d’Alene, where he and the hand were taken by ambulance. Hospital spokeswoman Lisa Johnson would not say whether an attempt was made to reattach the hand, citing patient confidentiality restrictions.

As the article points out, the “mark of the Beast” is a sign of submission to God’s rival in the biblical book of Revelation.

Worthy of note too is Mathew 5:30 that says “ And if thy right hand offend thee, cut it off, and cast it from thee: for it is profitable for thee that one of thy members should perish, and not that thy whole body should be cast into hell.

Of course, mental illness strikes secular folk as well as religious, so it would be very unfair to blame religion as a whole for this poor fellow’s troubles. Religion may give shape to the way folk express their paranoias and other illnesses, without necessarily causing it per se. Yet, just as much as anorexia in many cases (all cases?) can be blamed on peer pressure, media images and so forth, some cases of mental illness may be blamed on incessant religious teachings without compensating “reality checks”. I hope the fellow comes through this alright.

At least he did it to himself, and not to his kids!

Fearless Phoenicians to Set Sail Again

The Lebanese paper, Daily Star, has an article by Mohammad Zaatarti entitled,

Modern version of Phoenician boat to spread Lebanese spirit.

The 13 meter boat, named after the princess Europa—famous for being kidnapped in Greek mythology—will journey from Tyre to the continent that also bears the princess’ name. According to the myth, she was abducted by Zeus (who took the form of white bull) and taken to Crete.

Phoenicia thrived during the first millennium bce when the kingdoms of Israel and Judah existed.

Europa’s trip is planned as an exercise in national pride and to show the world that Lebanon has a grand history and should not be thought of solely as a place of strife and violence. Europa’s sail will be a giant Lebanese flag. Following ancient practice, the prow of the vessel will have the shape of a horse’s head, while the stem will resemble the tail of a whale.

The article itself did not have any pictures, but I found this one of a horse-headed boat on a different site:

I also found another site on ancient boat building with a page on Phoenician boats and what I think are two pictures of Europa itself.

 

Thanks to Dr. Jim Davila of the University of St. Andrews who posted on the Daily Star article on his great blog  Paleojudaica

Fasten Yer Seatbelts! The Rapture be a-comin’!

Yup, The Rapture Index is now sitting at 160: the magical point at which the world’s fate slipped from “Heavy Prophetic Activity” to “Fasten Your Seatbelts”.

All of this week’s the indicators were unchanged over last, except three.

“Crime Rate” went down to 3 from 4 but “Oil Supply/Price” and ”Global Turmoil” both  went up 1 point to 5 (!) each, the latter due to the turmoil in Pakistan.

Although you should be all buckled in, the record high was reached on 24th September 2001 with a staggering (!) 182 (!!!) while December 12, 1993 saw the record low of 57.

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