What would Jesus Drive?

And now, a musical interlude…

Found this on the Friendly Atheist. Great stuff.

From the Youtube blurb:

A music video to watch while you skip church this Sunday. Written and performed by Julie Wittner (co-creator of “2 Hot Girls in the Shower”) and Ryan Smith (a staff writer for “Mad TV”), and directed by Kim Evey (creator of “Gorgeous Tiny Chicken Machine Show”).

Thank you Jesus! Now, that is something to pray for!

From a thread called “Real Estate Jesus” on Internet Infidels, a gem from ICinsideU from Mississippi: Just in time for the global day of Pretend! The discussion is about one person’s experiences with an evangelical landscaping firm and contributors come around to the topic of whether or not God has his priorities straight in caring about whether or not this guy sells his house. Then we read:

Speaking of his priorities, just today I was in a public bathroom, and the guy in the stall next to me is obviously struggling. Grunting and groaning and pushing. Then, I hear a plop as he pinches it off, and, clear as day, I hear the man say, “Thank you, Jesus.” I would have wet myself laughing, if I didn’t already have my pants down.

Woo hoo! Holy Crap! Straight from the bowels of heaven! Now, theologically, can we say that Jesus removed his obstacles, or that this is a case of creation ex-cremento?

I made a new lolcat because I haven’t got time to make a serious post.

Hope you like my new atheist lolcat.

The rest of ‘em are here.

Go Green, Happy Saint Patricks Day

Not that I’m much into celebrating saints, but if it involves drinking beer (green or otherwise) I’m all for it.

Found this:

Here. Dozens and dozens of religious/political cartoons. Absolutely excellent!

Scientology Church Sign

I couldn’t resist!

Have a look at the rest of my Atheist Motivational Posters, Lolcats and what not!

The Pope’s Powers of Concentration.

Made it here: http://www.says-it.com/

You can do George Bush, McCain, etc etc., church signs, even record labels. Great site!

Have a look at the rest of my Atheist Motivational Posters, Lolcats and what not!

Atheist Lolcat Eats Church.

Vote here for my new Kitteh, and you might win a bazillion cat toys. But probably not.

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Flying Spaghetti Monster: He who has EXPELLED Evolution!

Thanks to Ian of the University of Alberta, Atheists and Agnostics club and Terahertz fame, up in Edmonton Alberta, we have this trailer about a VERY SERIOUS documentary on the biases against research into the natural world based on Pastafarian ideas. As much as the new film “Expelled” with that dipwit Ben Stein tries to show how intelligent design is callously “expelled” from scientific research and intelligent design advocates are ostracized, Ian and Co. from Edmonton are advertising a movie that does the same for His Noodly Appendageness. They have produced a 7 minute trailer. Watch it and be convinced.

I think they should have contacted some of my buddies in the Religious Studies program there, because they, like us down here in Lethbridge, don’t have courses on Pastafarianism.

I should admit, however, that our dept was the subject of a VERY SERIOUS complaint in U of L.’s “3 Lines Free” section of the student newspaper. It was taken under (slight) consideration HERE. However, now that Dr. Jim has a WHOLE FREAKING YEAR OF STUDY LEAVE coming up, perhaps I could research the “Self-Actualization in the (Meta)phorical inverted id-ego Syntax of First Person Pro/pre/post-nouns in the Transcendental Poetic structures of Noodley Appendedness.”

Atheist Lolcat

Of course, from icanhascheezburger.com

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Choosing my Religion, 2.

Some Grey Bloke’s musings about choices…
Part 1.

Part 2

Probably the way I would do it, too.