Every Sperm is Sacred! Mrs. Duggar’s up the stump (again).

With her eighteenth! Holy (repeated) fuck!

41 year old Michelle Duggar, baby factory delux, has another bun in the oven. One wonders if Michelle with her, shall we say, rabbit-habit, even go into labour anymore, or do the sprogs just drop out when she does the dishes?

LITTLE ROCK, Ark. - It’s a happy Mother’s Day for an Arkansas woman — she’s pregnant with her 18th child. Michelle Duggar, 41, is due on New Year’s Day, and the latest addition will join seven sisters and 10 brothers. There are two sets of twins. …

The Duggars’ oldest child, Josh, is 20, and the youngest, Jennifer, is nine months old.

The fast-growing family lives in Tontitown in northwest Arkansas in a 7,000-square-foot home. All the children — whose names start with the letter J — are home-schooled.

Duggar has been been pregnant for more than 11 years of her life, and the family is in the process of filming another series for Discovery Health.

The new show looks at life inside the Duggar home, where chores — or “jurisdictions” — are assigned to each child. One episode of the new show involves a “jurisdiction swap,” where the boys do chores traditionally assigned to the girls, and vice versa, Duggar said.

Well, I suppose if they can afford it, who can complain, but then again, this is the internet, and so why not? OK, so its a TV and internet spectacle. That won’t harm the kids. Being gawked at by millions while you are growing up and having a million of fundamentalist Christians live their vicarious “family values” through you really is the way to live out your nervous teenage rebellious years.

If they want to make spectacles of their kids, why not have a laugh? Perhaps they are not fundamentalist protestants after all. They sound like Roman Catholics (at least according to Monty Python).

Good thing SHUFFL proposed a well fitting religious bra for her some time ago!

What is funny, however, is that their old, very Christian, website that I linked to in the bra post (http://www.duggarfamily.com/) that had this to say:

“God has opened many doors for them to share that children are a blessing from the Lord! They have been featured on four Discovery Health / TLC documentaries entitled,“14 Children and Pregnant Again!”, “16 Children and Moving In!”, “Raising 16 Children!” & “On The Road With 16 Children!”. … The Duggar’s desire is to make Christ known and for others to see that the Bible is the owner’s manual for life.”

now simply redirects to the Discovery Heath site linked to above. This site really hasn’t got much to say about God at all! Hmmm. I guess they figured that Christ has already been made known to everyone and that most folk already has picked up a copy of life’s manual, and so now they can just be a spectacle for a commercial media empire with a clean conscious! Isn’t God great? Or… is God getting quite irate?

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